You Know You’re Old When

– You go to your college town to celebrate your team winning a big game, and all you can think about is how you’re going to have to park 10 blocks away

– When you walk into the celebration you slip on puke and ruin your flip flops

– Some 19 year old kid comes over to talk to you and you end up talking real estate

– You and your friends are the only ones singing along to the “retro” DJ

– You talk about your kid at the bar

– All you can think about in the last hour is how you will finagle a way to get home to your own bed

– The next day you spend the entire morning falling asleep for 15 minutes and then waking up to tell your kid to get out of the trash

– You have to “borrow” pictures from someone else’s Flickr stream because you have a bad memory and forgot your camera