What the FUCK!

This weekend…in the upper 90s. Very. Hot. Made Megan. Very pissy.

Today…the lower 60s to 50s. Rainy. Cold.

What the hell is going on!?!?!?

I am just going to believe the weather change is what caused my sand volleyball team to be mutilated by a team of Harley riders with beards that were twice the size of my boyfriend’s beard. We were totally out-bearded. They had goatees that were red and furious. Trent was even out-reded by a beard. I suggest all team members grow beards (or wear fake-beards, just as intimidating) for our final games to ensure that even when we lose by an embarrassing number of points, we will never again be out-bearded.

Thus said the Lord.

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  1. The Mara
    The Mara says:

    You are a strange strange girl that hangs up on people..it is not appreciated! Because I wasn’t talking to you, some man felt the need to take pictures of me to put in the paper, I’m pretty sure that i texted you about this…but who knows if you check those on a regular basis, usually you don’t ever respond to mine. ANYWAY…today has been a very very strange/cold/rainy day.

    **KISSES**

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