Wait, what was I doing…?
I have become the laziest form of an ADD patient. I cannot remember a THING I am doing two seconds after I have started doing it. Case in point: I have no idea what I was going to say in this post, but I’ll just keep going with no general direction or cause and hope that my reader (yes, singular, HI MARA) won’t get too annoyed and move on to people.com to look at pictures of Lindsey Lohan’s crashed Mercedes.
Random Babbling:
1. I have an eye infection and I broke my glasses last week so I am wearing Trent’s glasses that are a bit to big for my head so they keep sliding down my nose. I look like a 24-year-old librarian. Which is strange, because I’m only 23? I guess the glasses add some years.
2. There is a very nasty smell in my office right now and I just may vomit. And if I do, there will be an even nastier smell. No one wins.
3. I have never craved caffiene, cigarettes and alcohol more than this very moment. I think I would possibly traffic cocaine to Peru for one drop of Diet Coke.
4. I bought a tub of yogurt today at the grocery store. Apparently, I think I will eat a tub of yogurt by October 16. I will take before and after pictures for everyone.
See…I’m losing it!
Hello there! WOW do I feel special that I was mentioned! Caffeine is overrated, though it did get me through the day today…carrots are good too, just because that I is all I have time to eat before I sweep myself off to yet another class…boy do I hate Wednesday’s. I have to write a paper…I know that I haven’t successfully written a paper in over 4 years…how do we think this is going to go? If I come see you this weekend..you must help..I’ll bring ice cream. Oh yes…let me tell you about yogurt…it is probably the best dairy product around, other than cheese, but cheese makes me fat and yogurt doesn’t..so therefore it is the best dairy product. Eat it like you’ll never eat it again because it is great for you! I didn’t know about the car crash or the Tom Kat baby…you are full of useful info for me today! Well off I go to algebra…wish me luck…my TA is so strange…I wish that he was cute becuase then I would probably fall for him…oh remind me to tell you the library story, yes a new library story!
**KISSES**
Just one more quick note…does anybody every realize how often I spell the most random words incorrectly…it’s very bizarre! Anyways…plans are going…I’ll need you to talk to Mikayla, and we are looking at the 10-22 or 11-5, just let me know what you have decided.
**KISSES**
I still read, thank you, just very busy and not generally time to post my usual cynical diatribe as there’s a 1200 word minimum as this point in time.
Hey now – some of us just don’t have time to post all the time. Apparently the rest of us only get mentioned if we do something stupid. I’ll have to make sure our volleyball team makes more sand vaginas (or, if you prefer, “something other than fish”) so we can be mentioned on the honorable site. 🙂