Update.
In my hatred of work boredom I’ve updated my About page. You should read it becuase I was trying desperately to be funny and/or relevant. I think it shows. I’ve also realized I’m not very funny or witty. It’s a sad revelation for me.
I also just got a call from the woman I interviewed for last week. She wants to call me at 7 a.m. to discuss something with me. I’m about to poop my pants. If I don’t get this job then I will have to drink lethal amounts of rum to get through another day at current job. Someone better be heading to the liquor store.

fuckin’ right, homey. congrats on the new j.o.b. i got next…