Truly fascinating

My dog, the dog that didn’t poop for FOUR DAYS after we got her, the dog that only pooped once a day for a month and sometimes not at all, the dog who didn’t pee for FIVE DAYS after we got her, THIS DOG, she has lost her luster.

Yesterday, Molly pooped FOUR TIMES!!! IN ONE WALK!!! Now there is no way, with the dog who didn’t poop for a week, that I would ever think she could poop four times in one walk. She even peed three times. This is the dog that wouldn’t, oh my goodness no, mercy me, pee or poop anywhere but the park a few blocks from our house. We could walk around for hours and there would be no releasing of internal waste until we stepped foot on the grass of that park. Literally. One foot and she would be down in the full squat position with a ten minute pee and a poop quick to follow. (Because of the holding of the pee and the poop for 10 hours a day, Molly’s seems to squat much longer than other dogs. I once timed her at 3 minutes.) Now I’m afraid to take her for a walk because I don’t have four poop bags to pick up the poop of the multi-pooping dog. So I’m writing about it on the Internet.

I’m truly productive with my free time.