The Mara + The Sorcerers Stone

Though it is a Monday, and shouting should be kept to a minimum, I can’t help it. I must shout from the rooftops, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THE MARA!” In case you haven’t been reading this site since the beginning of time, The Mara used to be a frequent commenter, but now that she seems to have more of a life than some of us (and she spends more time on Facebook than anyone I know) it is rare to have a very special Crazybananas comment from The Mara. Along with her commenting skills, she is also one hell of a friend. In short, The Mara is one of the best friends a gal could have, and she always seems to know what type of alcohol will make me feel better when I’m grumpy. Also, she drinks champagne on ordinary days, not just on holidays, which, let’s face it, is totally awesome.

Here are some other facts about The Mara:

– She’d like to marry Ronald Weasley

– She passed a law class by only watching Law and Order, no studying

– She has a mighty rack that mesmerized me this weekend

– She inspired me to do a lovely drunk rendition of N*Sync’s classic, “Bye Bye Bye” at her birthday celebration

– She is going to NYC next weekend and I am extremely jealous

– She is a touch obsessed with her dog

– She used to be a cynical leggings-hater like me, but now she wears them ala Lindsey Lohan

– She always has the cutest haircuts

– She is vegan

– She has an obscenely long tongue

– She and I have the same awful taste in literature

– She is fiercely loyal to her friends

– She is one of the best friends I could deserve, let alone ask for

Good luck being twenty-five, The Mara! May it have less drama, but more cheeseless pizza, than twenty-four!