Seriously?! No Way….

Yup, it’s pink eye.

And both Lu and I have it. And Trent is leaving today for four days. And it’s a highly contagious illness, so guess who can’t go to school? And guess who’s avoiding getting fired by going in to work at 4 in the morning to make up for all of her sick days? And guess who’s really, really crabby about the big meeting she has today where she will probably ooze green goo all over an important client?

But at least when I wake up, I can’t open my right eye. Because if I could see what was underneath that glued shut lid, I would probably just crawl back into bed and die.