Proof that someone is out to get me

Last night I was at work until midnight. True, I did take a break to get a haircut and watch Rock Star: INXS (I’m not a slave), but still, working that late takes it’s toll. This morning I drank almost an entire 2 liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper. Then, just as I began to hear birds singing and children laughing, we had Chinese food. The one time lunch is brought into the office and it’s GOD DAMN CHINESE FOOD! I can feel my conciousness slowly slipping away. So tired. I need a cigarette. But I’m too tired to smoke one.

And, I think, in my sleepy state, I broke the color printer. Again. Yes. Again.

I think I need a vacation.