Photographic Proof My Kid is Cooler Than Me

Now, don’t you see this as a photo that will flash across the screen during her E! True Hollywood Story.

“Lucy led a hectic life. Even as a child, she craved the rush of adventure. When another kid on her playground called her a dork, she punched him square in the jaw. The black eye that resulted from that fight may have faded, but the rush of adventure stayed with her forever.”

True story: Lu did get in to a fight, but not with another human. It was actually with a coffee table. The coffee table won.

Lu’s Tips to Being Totally Badass: When you have a black eye, make sure to wear your Thomas the Train jammies and your Cars hat. Then, when your mom inevitably posts a picture of you on the Internet, you can ask Disney for advertising compensation.

That Lu, she’s a feisty one.