Parenting Lesson #247
When your child comes downstairs and hour and a half after being put to bed, the first thing you must do is check her body for lotion. Then check her face for mascara. Then check your bathroom for collateral damage, and cry.
Finally, yell at your husband for sleeping through the entire thing.
Bonus tip: Poor yourself a giant glass of wine and purchase Twilight on iTunes to recover from the trauma. Also, put face cream on your grocery list, as you’re probably out.
I am so happy I missed that episode, she never seems to make it downstairs when I’m there, probably a good thing! I can’t believe we leave for Dallas so soon…