Pain
So, sometimes I’m a very dumb, blond girl. Case in point, last night, after a fabulous dinner of pepperoni and olive calzones (yum!) I was babbling about something or other in the kitchen, turned around, and accidentally knocked a knife off the counter. Right into my toe.
I stabbed myself in the toe with a chopping knife. My really nice chopping/dicing knife I got for Christmas. My knife that is super-duper sharp.
It did not feel good.
Then today I woke up an HOUR late for work (I blame it on the traumatic stabbing), so I hobbled in with no makeup and wet hair. Thankfully I go to work pretty early so no one was around to see me drag myself in. And it’s raining. And my toe is brownish, purplish. And I can’t bend it.
Boo.
AAAHHHHH! How HORRIBLE.
Yeah, speaking from experience here…ha ha you remember this…you probably cut some major nerves and should have gotten stitches. They won’t give you stitches after 8 hours (sad, I know that too). Just make sure you wash it out with alcohol/peroxide and keep it covered.
Poor Spooner!!!
You are a silly blonde girl, at least it happened to you and not Lucy, not that she’s tall enough to reach the counter or anything….just trying to put a mothers perspective on it, not that I’m a mother, but for your sake….nevermind, my brain is fried : (