Overheard Over the Weekend (i.e. Why I have issues with food)
“Do not eat those, they expired in 2005!”
“They were frozen, you can eat meat that’s been frozen, even if it’s expired”
“OK, maybe, but not if it’s 2 years expired and those are hot dogs, not exactly the nicest meat.”
“Fine. You don’t eat them.”
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[Later that day]
“I don’t think the hot dogs were good. They didn’t taste rotten, just watery.”
“[Gag]”
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