Out of Office:

Megan is currently at the farm in Manhattan, drinking wine and hearing lots of stories about pig testicles from her father-in-law, the large animal vet. Did you know you can trade in pig testicles for money? Did you want to know? Yeah, she didn’t either. But she does now.

She plans on spending the weekend sitting by a giant, wood-burning fireplace, drinking wine, spending some time with her pregnant friend Abbie, talking about secretions and adult diapers, and drinking more wine. She also plans on visiting this store, and buying lots of stuff she doesn’t really need.

In her free time, she will be making a life-changing decision that is stressing her to the point of a stomach ulcer. So she won’t be writing very often for a week or so. Maybe she can get a guest poster to fill in, but probably, this site will just be pretty static for a while. She hopes you’ll survive without her.