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Today is my coworker Kristi’s birthday, and as I am poor and uncreative, she is getting (along with a pastry from Starbucks, I know, what a gift) this post. Where I say what I would get her if she hadn’t forced me to go to an outlet mall and spend my entire grocery budget at the Gap on our work trip this week. Really, Kristi, you did this to yourself.

Anywho, I’ve searched and searched the whole World Wide Web for a gift for the girl who has everything. And when I say “everything” I mean the camera I want, the computer I want, and a John Deere t-shirt?

I think I found it…

I’m starting a pool at the office to buy this for her…maybe I’ll just “borrow” some from the football pool, since I haven’t really contributed to it due to the awesomeness of my team.

So, happy birthday Kristi! I hope this post was the gift you’ve been waiting your whole life for.