Off to see the wizard.

Today Trent and I split for the 4th of July weekend activities. I will be celebrating the independence of our nation in our hometown of Manhattan, KS, where I am in a wedding for a high school friend. I’m hoping not to be turned into a frog by the ‘wizard’ I’m walking down the aisle with, and I’ve been brushing up on Harry Potter trivia so we can have something to discuss during those awkward moments.

“So, do you think Neville is really the son of Voldemort? I’m sorry, of He Who Must Not Be Named?”

Yup, that will make it WAY less awkward.

Trent will be spending the holiday in another Manhattan. One that is much bigger, and debatably, much more fun. He’s going to NYC with his family. I hate him. OK, I love him, but I’m so jealous I may just slip a pocket knife or a firecracker in his bag. Just try and get past security you bastard!

Happy “Stealing ‘Our’ Country By Savagely Massacring Native Americans” Day!

Also, Happy Canada Day to our friends up north. I don’t know much aboot Canada, but I do know that anything with centralized healthcare, less crime and swinging accents is a country that should be celebrated!