No wonder my arm is sore

Current contents of my purse:

– Wallet, filled with receipts dating back to 2006

– One blue pen with no lid

– Handful of loose change

– Two packages of nasal decongestant, one red, one yellow

– Two reusable grocery bags (like these ones)

– Opened, empty container of orange Tic-Tacs

– Various scattered Tic-Tacs, from aforementioned container

– 4 tampons

– Powder, lip gloss, unattractive bright pink lipstick, lip liner

– One diaper

– One Christmas Card with a Barns and Noble gift certificate

– One Houlihan’s gift certificate

– One brand new pair of striped baby socks from the Gap

– One video iPod and one shitty cell phone

– One firewire cable

– My keys