Most Likely to Become a Raging Alcoholic

While in Manhattan this weekend for Trent’s sister’s wedding, I stopped by my parents house and decided to finally take some of my old crap off of their hands. I came home with a trunk full of old yearbooks and other random memorabilia from my angst-filled teenage years. I was looking through my yearbook from senior year and thought I’d share some of the thoughts of the Class of 2000:

Small sidenote, I graduated from high school a year early, so most of my friends were staying behind for another year*

“I hate you, good luck” – Chris M.

“I don’t know you too well, but you seem pretty dam cool to me from what I know.” – Jennifer W.

“I’ll never forget the week we spent in Fiji, sleeping under the stars, dancing under the moonlight. Your supple…feet, your sensuous…knees, your big milky…khaki pants. Good luck, you’re OK (for a blond).” – Will Z.

“It’s always fun arguing with you. You’re hot too.” – Adam A.

“Sux to miss the senior year. I guess you want to though. Have fun and don’t flunk out of college too fast. Always remember the SWEET GREEN SHEEBA.” – Josh H.

“Sorry for erasing all of your typing in Furguson’s class in 10th grade.” – Michael W.

“Meghan – Wassup, man?! You and me dude, we are so there in Lawrence next year. 4-20 RULES!” – Inger L.

“Here’s a coupon for ya, gain a little weight [Little Ceasar’s coupon attached]” – Kym

“I know it will be difficult not having a Gabe Holcombe at your school next year, but be sure to track down my illegitimate brother Dave Holbumbe at KU (he’s almost as cool as I am). Also, be sure to write ‘Gabe wuz here’ all over Lawrence despite the fact that your name is Megan Spooner, not Gabe. P.S. GABE WUZ HERE.” – Gabe H.

“Have fun not being in high school next year (you stupid butt monkey) and be sure to lip synch to “Wannabe” [by the Spice Girls] at least once a year.” – Rebecca A.

Now you can obviously see how super-cool I was in high school. I mean, ‘remember the sweet green sheeba’? ‘4-20 Rules’? You’d think I was the school pothead. Too bad I was mostly just innocent and people thought leaving quotes like that would make me run to the principal and tattle.

See, super-cool. Obviously.