Marney or Hemmingway?

Two name suggestions from my mother, who told me this while drinking a vodka and cranberry. She also told me about the woman she gave a ride from the park, who apparently smelled like alcohol and had no shoes.

“Mom, she was probably homeless! You can’t just go around picking up homeless people.”

“Shit, Megan, it’s not like I told her where I lived!”

Jesus.