Losing it.

As if I ever had it. This is my quick moment in the day to say that though I like the new job, and am very happy, and it’s full of puppies and laughter and babies and candy bars, RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SCREAM!

I just want to take this moment to say, publically, I AM NOT AN IT PROFESSIONAL. NOR DO I WANT TO BE ONE. GRRRRR!!!

Therefore, when our old friend the Internet goes down for the zillionth time in a week, don’t call me. Ever. Even if it’s just to say hello. Or to tell me I’m beautiful. Or to give me a million dollars.

I repeat, GRRRRRRR!