Little Adult

The child is growing new body parts…egads! She’s sprouting teeth! Oh, help me. I feel so horrible for her because she just seems so miserable. So today, while she whined in the car about the incredible pain that I, of course, could never understand, MOTHER, so just stop telling me it’ll be OK, because it’s not! It hurts! Damnit! Now give me something to chew on, right ‘effing now! While in this state, I decided to try and play a Baby Bach CD that someone gave us as a shower gift, which, until this day, did not seem to have much of an effect on the child. Today I turned it on, she stopped crying automatically, and looked around like, “um, where is that music from, I think I like it.”

She is officially swayed by technology. A new era has begun. Distraction is key. Or I could just play Sexy/Back, seems to have the same effect.