Lisztomania

In honor of my prestigious induction to the Blunt Brigade over at Hair Thursday (written by the always awesome Whoorl, who just so happens to be a fellow Jayhawk, ROCK CHALK!), I decided to write a short list of reasons why I’m totally obsessed with my new haircut. Being a person who really hasn’t changed her hair since 1997, save that year when I dyed it red…which in retrospect was probably a HUGE mistake, I was a bit nervous about the change, but so far, the blunt bangs have been one of the best decisions of the fall. Why, you ask? (God, you’re so nosy.)

1. I can now wear red lipstick without looking like “the joker from batman…the dead one…the one that died.”
2. No matter how little time I spend on the rest of my hair, if I blow dry the bangs, it looks like I spent hours. Which is good since I usually spend a total of 5 rushed minutes.
3. I can type on my computer without my hair falling in my face constantly.
4. I have learned how to use liquid eyeliner and it looks freaking hot on me. Special thanks for GGC for the “How To,” since I’m mildly idiotic and would’ve never figured it out on my own.
5. I am more modest than ever. And hot.

And apparently in need of some concealer…yikes.