Kevin Federline Would Be So Jealous

This weekend, while testosterone took over my house in the form of a bachelor party, I decided to go to my sister’s neighborhood pool to show off my fabulous, new mom-suit. I haven’t worn a one-piece swimsuit since I was about 12, and now I can remember why I hate them so much. Not only is it a pain in the ass to yank that thing up and down every time I have to pee, my extra-long torso makes it so the suit is constantly sneaking up my butt. There is a reason I am known as a expert in granny-panties, so the suit up the butt was NOT my idea of sexy or comfortable.

The other purpose of the trip was to take Lucy swimming for the first time. Turns out she’s quite the little fish (for a 10-week-old) and she absolutely loved the water. We have a ton of cutie pics from the day, but I have only uploaded the ones my sister sent to me. I think the best part is checking out my beautiful, fabulous niece. My sister and her family just returned from their summer vacation in Myrtle Beach, where Sloan decided to get her hair braided a la Snoop Dogg.

Scary. But hot.