Gardening, Take Two

After last year’s gardening experience I had pretty much given up on trying to grow any sort of plant inside or outside of my house. There are so many naturally occuring weeds in our yard, who really wants to add more plant life?! But, of course, since Lucy seems to be intent on driving my ass up the wall, and I’ve started my maternity leave, I figured, why not try again?

Now, I’m sure you’re probably thinking, “how sweet, she’s nesting!” To you, I’d like to say, “KISS MY BUTT!” (I would say ass, but I’m going to be a mother). It’s not that I have an overwhelming urge to bake and cook and plant flowers, I JUST HAVE NOTHING TO DO AND I’M SO DAMN BORED!!!

Anyway, now we have the broading wild beast gaurding the back porch, hopefully keeping the squirrels and other rascals that ate the 2005 flowers away. Let’s hope she doesn’t try to jump off the deck into the tree. That’s just what we need, a Rottweiler sitting in an oak tree, stalking squirrels.