Fonz Update

Last night, as I celebrated my last night as a spry 22-year-old with some wine and the new Fox fall programming, I once again. Saw. Henry. Winkler. The Fonz. On TWO FUCKING SHOWS!!!

That is, like, 6 shows in 2 days! What the hell is going on. It’s the second coming of the Fonz. It’s like he’s haunting me. First, he’s a murder suspect, then he’s a divorced doctor with a family of doctors, then he’s dressed up like the guys from Blue Man Group with one of those wig-like things that make you look bald…DOES IT EVER END?

Signs of the apocolypse:

1. Nuclear war becomes iminent.
2. Holy wars are being fought on almost all continents.
3. Henry Winkler returns with avengence to prime time.

All will suffer.