Dear Steve Carrell,
I get it, you’re a funny guy. But I have too much going on to continue this relationship. Did you know I’m moving in three weeks? And I haven’t packed a box. Not one. I have photos to edit and work-related business to attend to and spackle to sand down. I don’t have the time for this nonsense!
I understand, it’s really awesome you’ve made yourself so available to me. Netflix on demand and NBC.com have made our long term relationship last, but now my daughter is starting to wonder why mommy is sleeping with the computer. And yesterday I spilled a glass of wine all over my bed. I blame you, Steve.
So if you and all your Office cohorts would leave me alone it would be greatly appreciated.
Your loyal fan,
Megan
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