What the FUCK!
This weekend…in the upper 90s. Very. Hot. Made Megan. Very pissy.
Today…the lower 60s to 50s. Rainy. Cold.
What the hell is going on!?!?!?
I am just going to believe the weather change is what caused my sand volleyball team to be mutilated by a team of Harley riders with beards that were twice the size of my boyfriend’s beard. We were totally out-bearded. They had goatees that were red and furious. Trent was even out-reded by a beard. I suggest all team members grow beards (or wear fake-beards, just as intimidating) for our final games to ensure that even when we lose by an embarrassing number of points, we will never again be out-bearded.
Thus said the Lord.