Overheard in the Ozarks

“I don’t think this is Poison.”
“I sucked Janie Lane’s &#$!, I know Poison when I hear it, bitch. Well, I guess he’s from Warrant, but whatever.”

“Did you see the waitresses shirt.”
“No, what did it say.”
“Trust me. It’s kosher….with an arrow pointing down.”
“Nice.”

“I just put another 50 cents in the skiball machine, and it ate my money.”
“Again?!”
“Yeah.”
“You know it’s unplugged, right?”
“Whatever, they’re afraid of my skiball dominance.”

“I’m waiting for my B&B (Benedictine & Brandy) to enjoy my balls.”

In Rainbows

I heard about it on NPR. I read about it online. My curiousity was officially peaked. Would a huge, incredible, amazing band really sell their album online….for free? Or for a $1? Or for $10? Or whatever you feel like paying?

Yes. Yes, they would.

And holy, ‘effing, crap! This album is incredible. You need to go download it right now. Seriously. RIGHT NOW! Pay nothing or pay a dollar. Or pay whatever you want, it’s so worth it.

Click here to download Radiohead’s new album, In Rainbows. You won’t regret it.

Getting Excited for the Holidays

I love this movie. The freak in me just finds it to be the best holiday film of all time. For both Christmas and Halloween.

Now, everyone needs to pitch in so Mikayla will let me watch it on Wednesday. Hey, at least it’s not Transformers, right? Or Pride and Prejudice? Or Lord of the Rings? Count your blessings!

My Gay-Dar is So Off

And you all thought the Harry Potter drama was over.

Book has been read, podcasts (or should I say, Mugglecasts) have been listened to, and there is not going to be a movie for another year or so. But, wait! It’s back in the news!

Dumbledore is a Star

From Best Week Ever.

OK, so I’m sure I should be all supportive and PC and pro-gay Dumbledore, but the truth is, I couldn’t care either way. It’s like thinking of my grandpa having sex; doesn’t matter if it’s with a man or a woman, it’s still kinda yucky.

I think the best thing about this whole “revalation” is the fact that most kids don’t seem to care. Take this exerpt from an article on Salon:

“I first heard about the revelation from a 9-year-old friend at a wedding I was attending, who exuberantly announced, ‘Dumbledore is gay!’ without a hint of complaint. When I asked whether the information surprised her, she said, ‘Well, I always thought he loved [Minerva] McGonagall, but I guess he only loved her like a sister.'” (From Salon.com)

So, yea! for our kids being more tolerant than our grandparents. I guess that means we’re doing our job.

And to all the grandparents out there, I don’t need to know who you’re bumping uglies with, male or female. Just let me believe you produced my parents asexually and we’ll all be happy.

News

I saw this article in the NY Times and just HAD to share with all of you.

“Just what does a gay millionaire former boy-bander would-be astronaut do?”

Why? Well, let’s see…gay millionaire. Former boy-bander. Would-be astronaut. Doesn’t that just sound like an article that was written for people like me?

Click here to read the full article.

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