When RLS Strikes

Have you heard of RLS? It’s a very annoying disease that is advertised constantly on TV because, for heaven’s sake, its keeping people awake! Restless leg syndrome is a VERY SERIOUS problem and nothing to be snickered at! Stop laughing, seriously. Or you may end up like me.

Last night (after a day that started at 4:45 a.m. and continued full tilt, without a break until 11 p.m., the second day in a row like this) I told Trent as we lay in bed that I think I may suffer from RLS. He said he thinks I suffer from “Squirmy Ass Sleeper Syndrome” and that I’m a hypocondriac. He may be right, but this lack of sleep lately is really making me loopy.

And it’s as if Lucy knows that I’m stressed out, that I’ve taken on too many projects, and she wants to make sure I know where my priorities are. So she’s woken up the last two nights in a row at 2 a.m. and proceeded to scream until about 4 a.m. Which gives Mama about 3 hours of sleep total, with only 2 of those hours being in a row. Which makes for one grumpy ass Mama. With RLS.

Last night during her second awakening I asked if Trent would go get her and give her some Tylenol, as I had to get up in about 2 hours and I’d tried everything else and when all else fails it must be teething, so TIME TO DRUG THE BABY! He got up and I rolled over. He came back into bed and she was quiet. For about 15 minutes. When the screaming resumed Trent rolled to me and said, “Hey, you may wanna go give her some milk and Tylenol.”

“You didn’t give her Tylenol?”

“No.”

“The Tylenol I specifically asked you to give her?”

“No.”

Then he rolled back over. And my head exploded. I went in, gave her Tylenol and she fell right asleep on my shoulder. Then, after I’d placed her back in her crib I stomped into our bedroom and hopped into the bed, pulled the covers off of Trent and smugly “harumph-ed” into my pillow. I showed him. I was right. And he wasn’t. Point, me.

Then my alarm went off.

Crap.

Sickness

Does anybody know of a good decongestant? I have not breathed through my nose in 4 days and I have to get on a plane again in 2…things I’ve already tried include:

-Claritin 24-Hour
-Claritin 12-Hour
-Sudafed 12-Hour
-Allegra D
-Giant Strawberry Margaritas
-Shopping at H&M
-Sleeping with my head propped up on 2 pillows
-Eating spicy mexican food

Stress

What do you do when you’re stressed and the only solution seems to be a 12-pack of beer? But you don’t really want to get drunk because there is too much to do?

No, it is not rhetorical. I’m actually asking! Help!

Loss for Words

Last week something really bad happened. And not bad like, “shit they cancelled Related!” but bad in a way that I really couldn’t bring myself to write. And that’s pretty bad. Everything is fine. We are all happy, healthy and working to get through a difficult time. But it’s been a stressful week, so that’s why there’s been no real update to the site. Even today, I’m not really sure what to write about. I got a Cosco card! Um, Lucy can crawl now. Hmmmm, Trent went to a monster truck show. Ahhh, Molly finished her doctorate thesis.

Peters Family Cabin Fever, Part GETMEOUTTAHEEEERE

We’ve now officially been stuck in the house for 3 days. While most people probably could’ve ventured out by now, my car is really bad in ice and I really don’t have any reason to take the baby out in the dangerous weather. So here I am, the beginning of the fourth day in the house. I’m starting to smell like an old woman.

Luckily my good buddy Mikayla saved me yesterday by trucking out in her big SUV and taking us to get pedicures. That, my friends, was an hour of absolute fabulousness. Not to mention snacking in a ‘tavern’ with a very tatooed waitress…but we’ll talk about that another time. Before I was saved yesterday, I began this list of our snow day activities.

1. Get up, blow nose, suction snot out of baby’s nose, quell screaming about the suctioning, attempt breakfast, clean oatmeal and bananas off my face and the baby’s face.

2. Play with every single toy the baby owns. Finally bring out metal bowls and giant spoon for banging on aforementioned bowls. Baby happy for 15 minutes.

3. Try to think of name for the baby’s bored noise. Sounds like a dying animal. Finally settle on Dying Duck.

4. Attempt to finish web project for freelance with dying duck on my lap. Unsuccessful.

5. Dog runs from front to back door, extremely anxious about sound of ice falling on our house. I let her out and she cries until I let her back in. Sounds like a dying wolf. Dying wolf and dying duck.

6. Baby finally asleep. Attempt to relax by watching TV.

7. Nothing on TV except less than mediocre movie with Ashton Kutcher and Amanda Peet. Try to take nap.

8. 10 minutes into nap baby wakes up because she can’t breathe with snot in her nose and thumb in her mouth. I suction nose. Screaming ensues.

9. I write list of my misery. Realize I am boring.

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