Archive for category: Blond

Last night Trent and I finally had our first date night in ages (get your mind out of the gutter, this post is not about us!). We had a lovely time at dinner, drinks and a HORRIBLE movie. If you never listen to anything I say on this site, please listen now: DO NOT GO SEE THE FOUNTAIN! This was the WORST movie I’ve seen in such a long time. Even Trent wanted to walk out of it.

Moving on, our good friends and Lucy’s godparents, Heath and Mikayla, came over to watch Lucylu. Since Lucy goes to bed pretty early, I think they probably just hung out, maybe watched TV and checked their email.

This morning I was checking my email and realized that I had saved in my cache www.hotnakedsex.com. Why did I have this saved in my cache? It has to do with the massive amounts of spam in my inbox and comments section and some slight curiousity of what they were trying to sell me. And I’m into online porn. Obviously.

Now I’m just wondering what their reaction was if they noticed this lovely porn site on my computer? They probably just shrugged and figured, “she always seemed to be on that laptop a lot.”

How is it, that on a Friday night, I end up not only at home alone (well, the baby is here, but until she can control the spit coming out of her mouth she does not count as sufficient company), but at home, alone, watching the most horrible show on TV. America’s. Funniest. Home. Videos.

Don’t know why, but I can’t stand this effing show! You’d think I’d like it, I mean, it’s reality TV at it’s core. But I don’t. It makes my skin crawl. And yet, I’m watching it. Not laughing, just watching.

So lame.