Breakfast of Champions

1 Bacon, egg and cheese buscuit from McD’s
1 Dr. Pepper
1/2 Bag of Starburst jellybeans
1 Slice of three-day-old birthday cake

This is going to be one hyperactive, sugar-coated child.

P.S. We’ve opened comments temporarily. If you abuse, I will turn them off again and require everyone to register with Typekey. And I know you all don’t want to register with “The Man.” So don’t abuse. Or call anyone the b-word, p-word, or s-word. Unless you are talking about my mother who has now let me know that she WILL be in the delivery room whether I like it or not. Boy, is she in for an unpleasant surprise when the most bad-ass baby-deliverer on the planet, Pam, tells her to fuck off and get out of the room before we have to call security. It’ll be like our own special episode of Grey’s Anatomy.