I know my most loyal readers are waiting for a 3 page novella on this weekend’s Floating Bonanza, but you will have to wait. Work calls, and unfortunately, it’s calling rather loudly and frantically.
But I would like to add a little note for some of my newest readers, those who work with my very own Bearded Wonder. This site is supposed to be a satirical, exaggerated tale of my life. There are numerous things that I wish I could write about (the mama stories come to mind), but out of respect for my family, and fear for my life, I don’t write them. So when you see things I’m writing, whether it be about frequent use of alcohol and/or my underground life as a spy for the Russian Mafia, please take it with a grain of salt.
I never meant this site to be a place where co-workers can bone up on negative info about me or anyone in my life. That’s why I don’t broadcast my site to anyone who I think wouldn’t appreciate the humor. I will make fun of anything and everyone, you’ve been warned.
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“You will be advanced socially, without any special effort.
Thank God. Now I can quit all these events and organizations and just sit on my ass in front of the TV drinking entire bottles of vodka…wait…that’s already me. It’s like I already knew what my fortune would be. Meet Megan: Self-Proclaimed Psychic and All-Around Social Butterfly.
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Last night I was at work until midnight. True, I did take a break to get a haircut and watch Rock Star: INXS (I’m not a slave), but still, working that late takes it’s toll. This morning I drank almost an entire 2 liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper. Then, just as I began to hear birds singing and children laughing, we had Chinese food. The one time lunch is brought into the office and it’s GOD DAMN CHINESE FOOD! I can feel my conciousness slowly slipping away. So tired. I need a cigarette. But I’m too tired to smoke one.
And, I think, in my sleepy state, I broke the color printer. Again. Yes. Again.
I think I need a vacation.
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Just to clarify
/1 Comment/in Trent /by MeganI know my most loyal readers are waiting for a 3 page novella on this weekend’s Floating Bonanza, but you will have to wait. Work calls, and unfortunately, it’s calling rather loudly and frantically.
But I would like to add a little note for some of my newest readers, those who work with my very own Bearded Wonder. This site is supposed to be a satirical, exaggerated tale of my life. There are numerous things that I wish I could write about (the mama stories come to mind), but out of respect for my family, and fear for my life, I don’t write them. So when you see things I’m writing, whether it be about frequent use of alcohol and/or my underground life as a spy for the Russian Mafia, please take it with a grain of salt.
I never meant this site to be a place where co-workers can bone up on negative info about me or anyone in my life. That’s why I don’t broadcast my site to anyone who I think wouldn’t appreciate the humor. I will make fun of anything and everyone, you’ve been warned.
Why I don’t try
/1 Comment/in Blond /by MeganFortune cookie from yesterday:
“You will be advanced socially, without any special effort.
Thank God. Now I can quit all these events and organizations and just sit on my ass in front of the TV drinking entire bottles of vodka…wait…that’s already me. It’s like I already knew what my fortune would be. Meet Megan: Self-Proclaimed Psychic and All-Around Social Butterfly.
Proof that someone is out to get me
/1 Comment/in Work /by MeganLast night I was at work until midnight. True, I did take a break to get a haircut and watch Rock Star: INXS (I’m not a slave), but still, working that late takes it’s toll. This morning I drank almost an entire 2 liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper. Then, just as I began to hear birds singing and children laughing, we had Chinese food. The one time lunch is brought into the office and it’s GOD DAMN CHINESE FOOD! I can feel my conciousness slowly slipping away. So tired. I need a cigarette. But I’m too tired to smoke one.
And, I think, in my sleepy state, I broke the color printer. Again. Yes. Again.
I think I need a vacation.