Me: I’m starting to freak out a bit because my insurance runs out next Tuesday. Birth control is going to be double what it is now.
Mikayla: You should go to planned parenthood. It’s so cheap there, and you don’t even have to get a PAP.
Me: Seriously? I haven’t been to government sponsored doctors since high school. It kinda weirds me out.
Mikayla: I have an extra one if you want it just for this month.
Me: Thanks, that sounds great. I just hate going for that kind of doctor appointment.
Mikayla: But, really! You don’t have to get a PAP! Just a short examination. It’s great.
Please note during this entire conversation Trent and Heath were sitting uncomfortably in their seats, and didn’t say a word. I can’t imagine why! I mean, we were just sitting in a very public place drinking beers and talking about different forms of birth control! Doesn’t everyone do that?
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This weekend…in the upper 90s. Very. Hot. Made Megan. Very pissy.
Today…the lower 60s to 50s. Rainy. Cold.
What the hell is going on!?!?!?
I am just going to believe the weather change is what caused my sand volleyball team to be mutilated by a team of Harley riders with beards that were twice the size of my boyfriend’s beard. We were totally out-bearded. They had goatees that were red and furious. Trent was even out-reded by a beard. I suggest all team members grow beards (or wear fake-beards, just as intimidating) for our final games to ensure that even when we lose by an embarrassing number of points, we will never again be out-bearded.
Thus said the Lord.
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Back before they could say, “Aunt Megan, you’re 22! That’s REALLY OLD. Are you older than Grandma?”
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Inappropriate My Left Breast!
/2 Comments/in Blond /by MeganMe: I’m starting to freak out a bit because my insurance runs out next Tuesday. Birth control is going to be double what it is now.
Mikayla: You should go to planned parenthood. It’s so cheap there, and you don’t even have to get a PAP.
Me: Seriously? I haven’t been to government sponsored doctors since high school. It kinda weirds me out.
Mikayla: I have an extra one if you want it just for this month.
Me: Thanks, that sounds great. I just hate going for that kind of doctor appointment.
Mikayla: But, really! You don’t have to get a PAP! Just a short examination. It’s great.
Please note during this entire conversation Trent and Heath were sitting uncomfortably in their seats, and didn’t say a word. I can’t imagine why! I mean, we were just sitting in a very public place drinking beers and talking about different forms of birth control! Doesn’t everyone do that?
What the FUCK!
/1 Comment/in World /by MeganThis weekend…in the upper 90s. Very. Hot. Made Megan. Very pissy.
Today…the lower 60s to 50s. Rainy. Cold.
What the hell is going on!?!?!?
I am just going to believe the weather change is what caused my sand volleyball team to be mutilated by a team of Harley riders with beards that were twice the size of my boyfriend’s beard. We were totally out-bearded. They had goatees that were red and furious. Trent was even out-reded by a beard. I suggest all team members grow beards (or wear fake-beards, just as intimidating) for our final games to ensure that even when we lose by an embarrassing number of points, we will never again be out-bearded.
Thus said the Lord.
Happy Birthday to you and you and you!
/1 Comment/in Family /by MeganBack before they could say, “Aunt Megan, you’re 22! That’s REALLY OLD. Are you older than Grandma?”