The Date

November 13th…I’m too lazy to call everyone, so hope you all read this.

I think my brain is about to explode with everything that has been going on lately. I am at the point where I am so sleepy and worn-out that I just stare at my computer at work and don’t really get anything done. Almost identical to what I did at my last job! Except this time I’ll try to avoid shoving dull pencils into my eyes.

Have I mentioned how much I miss my dear friends coffee and cigarettes?

I can breathe, FINALLY!

OK, so most of you probably know this already, and if you don’t, please don’t be mad at me because telling one person per day is emotionally tolling on my poor brain and body and heart, so that’s why I haven’t told you yet…anyways, there have been some big changes round here. First, Trent and I are getting hitched. I know many of you thought it would never happen, but it is. We’re very excited and can’t wait to be husband and wife, instead of boyfriend and girlfriend roommates who share everything and would be common-law married if Kansas wasn’t such a conservative state. Of course, it also makes us feel very old like we need to now be mature adults and cook dinner and watch PBS and read in bed. I have to let everyone know that THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN, and though we’re growing up rather quickly, we’ll still have our computer games (Trent), our fast food menus (me) and our constant fights about absolutely nothing (both of us).

To add some fuel to the fire, we also found out that we are expecting our first, hairy baby. We just know it will have webbed feet and a head the size of a planet. It was a complete surprise, and I’d just like to publically denounce the birth control pill. WRAP IT UP PEOPLE! The last few days we have spent crying, laughing, crying some more and making some really hard decisions. We are both so tired and drained…we’re stongly resembling zombies at this point. Our families are (mostly) being supportive of our decisions, save my father who I am so scared to tell I think I may have just wee’d a bit in my pants.

OK, that’s it. Wedding. Baby. Life. It all happens so quickly.

Wait, what was I doing…?

I have become the laziest form of an ADD patient. I cannot remember a THING I am doing two seconds after I have started doing it. Case in point: I have no idea what I was going to say in this post, but I’ll just keep going with no general direction or cause and hope that my reader (yes, singular, HI MARA) won’t get too annoyed and move on to people.com to look at pictures of Lindsey Lohan’s crashed Mercedes.

Random Babbling:
1. I have an eye infection and I broke my glasses last week so I am wearing Trent’s glasses that are a bit to big for my head so they keep sliding down my nose. I look like a 24-year-old librarian. Which is strange, because I’m only 23? I guess the glasses add some years.

2. There is a very nasty smell in my office right now and I just may vomit. And if I do, there will be an even nastier smell. No one wins.

3. I have never craved caffiene, cigarettes and alcohol more than this very moment. I think I would possibly traffic cocaine to Peru for one drop of Diet Coke.

4. I bought a tub of yogurt today at the grocery store. Apparently, I think I will eat a tub of yogurt by October 16. I will take before and after pictures for everyone.

See…I’m losing it!

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