I think the house is trying to kill me. Crazy, I may be, but I can’t help but wonder. I start planting living things around the house, I get stung by a bee. My poor pinky toe, an innocent bystander, was wounded in this first attack. Then, after deciding gardening may not be my forte […]
Today I had a moment of enlightenment. I awoke this morning and got into a little tiff with the sig other about something that he had absolutely no control over. I realized that he did not understand that I wasn’t upset with him, but the situation, and then spent the next 20 minutes bothering him […]
You know you’re a happy girl when you return home after eating massive amounts of cheese and feeling so constipated your stomach may just explode and to top it all off you’re rather hungover and your boyfriend tucks you into a warm bed, turns on Family Guy and rubs your back until you fall asleep. […]
Yes, I know today isn’t actually Abbie’s birthday, but today is the day of celebration, so I thought it’d be a good day to write about her. Now what can I say that will explain the vast, complicated creature that is one of my best friends? Well, she has a knack for telling bad jokes, […]
I used to think I had quite a sense of style. All of my apartments were cute, clothes weren’t hidious and I’ve only had 1 REALLY BAD haircut (holy crap, that was bad). Now I’m learning that I am not a good decorator. It’s very frustrating. I’m turning back into the succubus. That is NOT […]
