Trolling the internet can lead to some strange discoveries. Today I found a blog site where people can send in anonymous postcards with their deepest secrets. Mine would say, “I bought soy nuts because I wanted to look like a conscious, organic grocery shopper, but they taste like crap! Right now I just want some […]
She’s such a prostitute. And apparently, a cheap one. We took Molly to a groomer for the first time this weekend. She was “FURminated,” which is some sort of strange bath plus scary vacum-like blowdryer that’s supposed to cut down shedding 60-80%. Ha! I call bullshit! She’s got the looks of a Rottie, but she […]
I found another one… Strange, “what’s over there? Beyond my shoulder?” glance…check! Clipboard, so everyone thinks I am an inspector of some sort and they don’t figure out my dumb ass should never be allowed on a job site where there are large mechanical devices which could possibly slice of my arm in one swift […]
When you see a girl wearing capris (or guy, we don’t descriminate), please don’t say, “Oh, it looks like your pants shrunk.” It’s not funny. Seriously. Not at all funny. Please stop cowaring in fear everytime I come home because you did something you know you weren’t supposed to do. Just stay out of the […]
Quick rundown of last 12 hours. Went to volleyball game where we actually WON A SET using our never-fail technique of just hitting the ball over the net without setting up any kind of play. I tried to instill a new method of actually playing like all the other teams do, but then we started […]
