I am one lazy piece of crap. I don’t know how else to put it. I swear, I didn’t used to be this way. I used to be psychotic about what I had to do, and when I had to do it, and I had to be 15 minutes early or I would never get […]
Because I got to slow dance with Kip (Napoleon’s brother) to the Four Tops being played by a 6-piece jazz band. I swear to God. Totally not exaggerating. If I can find the pictures of this wedding party in digital format, trust me, they will be posted here. You will never believe it without seeing […]
Today Trent and I split for the 4th of July weekend activities. I will be celebrating the independence of our nation in our hometown of Manhattan, KS, where I am in a wedding for a high school friend. I’m hoping not to be turned into a frog by the ‘wizard’ I’m walking down the aisle […]
I will continue to post until they give me something to FUCKING DO at work. It’s like they’re trying to weed me out, like they do in those freshman year biology classes that are trying to flunk everyone who’s not going to be a professional microbiologist (Hi Dad!). Also, have noticed lack in anything comprehensively […]
The papercuts. I will not miss the dozens of papercuts on my knuckles and fingers and hands and forehead and belly button. No longer will my lime cutting abilities be impeaded by work-related injuries. Yesterday, someone at my office came up to me (since everyone knows I’m leaving, now they all feel the need to […]
