The dog. It just be my Red Bull high, but I swear, she just pooped out a tampon. A full tampon. Now the question of the day is, where did she find this tampon? And why did she think, “Mmmm, tampon is food”? And how did her digestive system get this tampon through her body? […]
My dog, the dog that didn’t poop for FOUR DAYS after we got her, the dog that only pooped once a day for a month and sometimes not at all, the dog who didn’t pee for FIVE DAYS after we got her, THIS DOG, she has lost her luster. Yesterday, Molly pooped FOUR TIMES!!! IN […]
The shitty thing about a brand-spanking new job is when it’s amazing and awsome and fun and you get good vibes from all your co-workers and you actually enjoyed going to work you no longer have anything funny to tell all of your closest friends on the Internet. I’m sorry Internet. I wish I could […]
Lady #1: You know, I think we just need to go over there and just bomb the shit out of them. Lady #2: Without warning? Lady #1: Fuck that shit. No warning, just bomb it to pieces. Lady #2: You know, I used to think we should protect the women and children, but they’re just […]
1 year ago, on the Underground. My thoughts and prayers are with anyone and everyone affected by this day. I will never understand the killing of the innocent, whether it’s in the name of God or Satan. I make a lot of jokes and complain about many things on this site, but today I just […]
