THE SUNBURN. The firey, uncomfortable, painful, scary truth of being a redhead (or in this case, a Red Beard) or an albino. If we ever have kids they’re going to be the ones that are allergic to the sun and have to wear special, floppy hats if they dare venture out into the world with […]
We’re back from Camp Spooner and, surprisingly, no one lost a limb or any brain functions that are essential for human existance. This weekend was one of those strange weekends where although fun was had by all, there was a certain amount of uncomfortable squirming. After a good Friday night out, Trent and I drug […]
Notice how uncomfortable I look. I really do not like people in my bubble. Take A STEP BACK, PINK SHIRT GUY! Charming. This is why Mikayla should be IN the pictures, and I SHOULD TAKE THEM! And for my readers amusement… THE. HORROR. My body has apparently been taken over by zombies from the LBC. […]
Once upon a time there was a young girl who was starting a new chapter in her life. She thought she had it all; a great job, a loving boyfriend, good friends and endless dreams for the future. Then she woke up, went to the job she loathed with all of her being, listened to […]
I wish to GOD I was making this up. People are fucking weird. Seriously. FUCKING WEIRDOS! Rubottom, a 21-year-old Lawrence resident, ex-pressed relief Monday after police gave him back his left foot, which he began storing in a five-gallon bucket of formaldehyde on the porch at 627 Conn. after it was amputated three weeks ago. […]
