OK, because of family issues (look below), I haven’t had as much motivation to write as in the past. I know some of my readers are probably not very happy about this, so I will tell them, in the sweetest way possible, to SUCK MY RIGHT TOE! Now, this story of the teeny, tiny watch […]
When you’re sitting around a table of friends with a couple drinks in your belly, and you turn to a friend who seems to be totally zonked out and say, “Are you having an OK time? Sorry this is kinda lame,” and she says back, “It’d be better with drugs.”
Someone in my family is really sick, and I am FREAKING THE FUCK OUT! I don’t want to bring it up to people to their faces, because then you get all of the, “Omigod, I’m sooo sorry, you poor thing,” bullshit, or else you make people feel uncomfortable and then they don’t want to talk […]
Another camrade is taking the plunge. While Trent and I are fighting over him wanting a prenup (My left tit! There is no FUCKING way! How else will I make my millions?), my friends are marrying themselves off left and right. Last weekend I received an early morning text message saying, “call me as soon […]
I am officially MEGA PISSED at the lack of comments lately. Just because I no longer loathe my job or my life does not mean that I am not an interesting person with strange perfumes seeping from my pores (see earlier entry). Does it mean I don’t have feelings? How am I ever going to […]
