Because Brooke Burke has a prime spot in our digital picture frame…
I’m sorry I’ve confused some of you in my drunken stupor. This is my Jake Ryan…
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Wentworth Miller is the new Jake Ryan
The dog and I just spent our evening with Fox Primetime-Desparate Housewives First Season, a bottle of wine so fucking cheap that it has a screw on lid, and 40 media kits to be stuffed with anything anyone would ever want to know about a certain subject that I won’t mention because I would like […]
oh. fuck.
I can’t believe it’s happening again… Dear Hurricane Rita, You are a slut. I can already tell that about you. You reek of, “Oh, I’ll be nice to you and then I’ll get drunk and try to sleep with your husband.†Seriously, does it ever end. When will Mother Nature remove whatever obstruction is apparently […]
I could live without…
The pants. In every room of the house. Do people (and by people I mean the man I love so much it makes me want to sing Luther Vandross songs in the shower) just walk into a room a say, “I don’t think this room requires pants?” Jeans in the dining room. Kakhis in the […]
We want Heath!!!
I say, quit the damn job that makes you work 12 hour days and join the party! When you’re working more than me, that is a VERY bad sign. We miss you Heath. Crazybananas dot com isn’t the same without your pessamistic comments and general undertone of misery.
