Entries by Megan

Holy fucking God, I’m married!

Yup, we did it! I’ll write more later when I have pictures and more time to say all I want. It was incredible. I love my husband, I love my family, I love my friends, I love chocolate. Really, not much has changed…thank you to everyone who was there. It truly was wonderful.

And she didn’t even barf

Yesterday I learned two things about my dog. Number One: Molly hates leaves. She hates everything about them. She hates how they crunch underneath her paws. She hates how they obstruct her view of squirrels. She hates how they leave no clean spot of grass on which to relieve herself. Now when we go on […]

Thought I’d let you know

So today, after a long ass, horrible, sickening day at work, I came home to more drama and found myself on the back deck sobbing for 20 minutes. 20 minutes I sat out there with Molly sniffing my neck, probably wondering “What the fuck happened to this one?” I think I finally hit my breaking […]

Nothing Personal

First off, I want to apologize for any typos, as I am typing without glasses or contacts. In the dark. And the dog will not GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME! So a misspelling is just a given at this point. Second, I owe the universe a premptive apology. I can’t control my bitchiness at […]

What everyone needs to stop doing

Telling me to stop “freaking out” about the complete terror of being pregnant. I’ve known a little over a month. I have a full-time job that is extremely stressful. And I’m trying to plan a wedding. If I need to freak out, I think that’s completely valid. And if you don’t think so (and want […]



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