Today, I left the house wearing….brace yourself….a headband. Yes, a headband. Like the one I wore in 1993 to my school’s picture day. I look ridiculous. This morning, in all of the snowy goodness, I just did not feel like jumping in the shower and freezing my ass off. And I knew I wasn’t going […]
So yesterday we had our first Kansas (or Missouri, whatever) big snow of the season. And it was a doozy! Photos courtesy of Mikayla, otherwise known as She Who Sucks My Left Toe Because She Got To Stay Home Today Like, a foot of snow on the ground this morning. And of course, my car […]
The smell of cigarettes. I guess I didn’t realize how much I miss my old companion. The thought of Christmas shopping. Actually Christmas shopping. That damn Three Wishes Show. Damn Amy Grant and her Christian rock! Looking at the list of gifts wanted by my Secret Santa recipient and realizing I have no idea how […]
Just now, as I was taking the trash from my giant lunch that has made me unbutton the top button of the only pair of pants that seem to fit me, I walked past a collegue’s desk that has a TV above it. I clearly do not get a TV because everyone knows how easily […]
First off, yes, a kitten did disappear. Yes, Molly could have eaten it. Though I tend to live in my little dream world where my horrible dog did not eat a defenseless kitten, but instead scared it and it is hiding somewhere no one can find it. Second, I am starting to grow a bit. […]
