OK, so in classic form I have left my forelorn page to sit in silence while I skipped town. I do have so many stories about drunk games of Cranium where my poor sober ass really thought I just may burst a blood vessel in my eye. “IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER IF YOU SAID MOTO […]
Merrry Christmas, Happy Channuka and all that jazz. Not sure how much I’ll be writing for the next two weeks. We’re going to the farm for Christmas and then to Florida for New Years. Golden Acres retirement community will be hoppin’ for 2006! Look out shuffleboard players everywhere! Seriously, I play some mean shuffleboard.
Anyone going to a family Christmas party knows to look out for anything… “I can spot a pregnant cow anywhere [looking strait at me]” – Person I Will Not Name Because He Claims He Didn’t Mean It That Way, And I Know He Didn’t, But I Still Must Share With the Internet Also, a favorite […]
Yesterday was the one month anniversary of Trent and I jumping into the snake pit. So far, save the obvious fights about fishing reel loaders as gifts and fat pants, we seem to be handling the marriage stuff pretty well. Trent comes home every day with another “warning” that guys at work gave him about […]
Bleeding gums. Did anyone else know that I’d be spewing blood while brushing my teeth? If so, why didn’t anyone warn me?!
