I don’t usually post the celebrity gossip, as I’m just not witty or in tune enough since I lack the resources of E! Entertainment Television or VH1, but today I can’t help myself. All of these damn stars are getting fucking pregnant! It’s like they heard, “Hey, that incredibly, talented Megan from Kansas got pregnant, […]
Today is officially the day from hell. In ways I cannot and will not describe because I really do not want to get fired from my job. So, instead of putting all the juicy details about all of the horrible-ness, I am, instead, posting THIS. This is what makes me smile when I feel the […]
Today, when I called my husband to see how late he was working, I told him the damn baby has been kicking me all day. He asked me how I could go from not being sure if I could even feel the baby to feeling her kick in just a few days. Was I sure […]
Her Royal Bean-ness, Taquita Jezebel Anastasia Peters! Yup, the bean has girl parts. Trent is in so much trouble. The house will now be full of the raging hormones of a woman, a baby girl and a bitchy dog. Estrogen is taking over!
While I’m laying in bed, looking through sites of more interesting people that have WAY more to talk about than shuffleboard, peeing, pooping, puking, etc., I felt something strange in my belly. I am debating whether it was gas or the baby. If it was the baby, then HOLY FUCKING CRAP I JUST FELT ANOTHER […]
