Last night was another one of those nights. And by “those nights” I mean, up all night, with unmentionable issues. And by unmentionable, I mean, you really don’t want to know. So this morning, after a small freak out involving the doctor I decided to take the day off from work. I hadn’t slept in […]
A gift for our baby daughter from the CEO of QVC. It should be noted that the “Baby Girl” necklace was the last one of its kind at the Dollar General Store located in the parking lot next to the Golden Acres retirement home. This is obviously a hot commodity as, according to our inside […]
OK, so last night being very sleepy and grumpy I wrote a very large entry with a lovely photo of a ceramic angel wearing a “Baby Girl” necklace. Question: Where the FUCK IS IT?! I must have preveiwed the entry and not saved it (?) though I’m not really sure. I swear, it was very […]
I swear. It’s never ending. Welcome to Hollywood, where the sperm flows like wine and a condom is ne’er to be found. In case you are wondering, I do have a very important job that involves lots of important work and importantness. I just take the time to enjoy the finer things. Sue me. Apologies […]
Yesterday was my first ever prenatal yoga class. The hilarity of all of this is that I have never, ever taken a yoga class in my whole life, but now that I’m pregnant I figured it would be a great way to meet other pregnant people that I can talk to about being pregnant so […]
