Weekly Link O’fun!
I love it when those rich celebrities get pregnant and steal my thunder, just to be lampooned on the Internet gossip pages!
Author Archive for: Megan
Entries by Megan
Straight Out of a Woody Allen Script
A car breaks down on one of the busiest streets in the city. A big-ass pregnant girl gets out and attempts to push the car into the closest parking lot. In heels. Then, to the rescue, employees from Office Depot, the store to which the parking lot is adjacent, come running out of the store. […]
A Daily Dose of Funny
By now, everyone knows I have a few websites that I surf almost daily, and when I find something good I post links on this page. I try not to do it too often because it makes me feel like a copycat and a lazy bastard who can’t think of anything interesting to write myself. […]
List of thoughts running through my brain at work today in no particular order
1. Ahhhh! The emails are overwhelming me! Why so many emails?! 2. Breathe. Just answer them one at a time. 3. No I cannot redo that calendar for you! 4. I need some chocolate cake. 5. OK, time to redo that calendar. Crap. 6. Ummm….I don’t remember what I was just doing. I hope it […]
Losers
I have come to two conclusions: When a restaurant forgets to give you your pickle, and you wait until you get home to check the bag, you really have no one but yourself to blame for the missing pickle. Always check your bag! Not having cable is a horrible thing. When you’re watching British countrymen […]
