Men pee loudly. OH. MY. GOD. Could you pee a little louder? Is it because you aren’t sitting down and masking the sound of the splashing water with your butt? Are you trying to pee that loudly? Whoever designed the male bladder and urination program should be required to have kids, kids who sleep in […]
There is nothing sadder than when a mother whose baby has begun streching her nighttime sleep until 4 a.m. wakes up suddenly at 1 a.m. The confusion, the fear, and the long lost hope that one day soon, she just may sleep a full night, flies right out the window. Boo.
I absolutely must stop entering stores and buying polka-dotted items… But it’s so hard when they package them with such cute little things…
“I just don’t understand.” “What?” “I mean, how could anyone be so mean? How could she try to steal that woman’s fiance?” “It’s a movie, she’s not real.” “I know, but still. Why would anyone watch this? I guess they just like her…” “Julia Roberts is likable. Plus, it’s just a movie.” “I KNOW THAT.” […]
Yes, it is another video of my child. I may rename this site Lucy.com, in honor of its new star. I promise, in one week I have to attend two bachelorette parties and one birthday extravaganza, so there may finally be a tale or two of drunken debauchery. Until then, enjoy yet another video of […]
