Author Archive for: Megan
Entries by Megan
A new era…or something
The stars have aligned and now I’m finally making this site a little more livable. There is still work to be done, but hey, it’s in progress. Like my new masthead? Yeah, me too. It’s fun. I know, it’s small here, but I figured you don’t need to see it huge twice in a row. […]
Best Laid Plans
“Hey, I think the baby’s up.” “What, it’s only 6:18! You woke her up!” “I did not wake her up, I’m late, I have to go.” “Man, I had plans to poop and take a shower this morning.”
Overheard at the Optometrist
Middle-Aged Woman: Hi, it’s me again! I’m baaaack! I know, you didn’t expect to see me again so soon did you? But here I am! Glasses Fitter Person: Hello, um, again (?), how can I help you. MAW: I just looooved the glasses I got last time, but I really think I need something red. […]
Proud
This past weekend there was a pinic for my new job. The quintessential summer work gathering, everyone brings their families and we all eat hotdogs and play games and some people drink too much and end up covered in mud after a heated tug-of-war competition. This was compounded by the fact that it stormed the […]
