Today is my coworker Kristi’s birthday, and as I am poor and uncreative, she is getting (along with a pastry from Starbucks, I know, what a gift) this post. Where I say what I would get her if she hadn’t forced me to go to an outlet mall and spend my entire grocery budget at […]
“I don’t think this is Poison.” “I sucked Janie Lane’s &#$!, I know Poison when I hear it, bitch. Well, I guess he’s from Warrant, but whatever.” “Did you see the waitresses shirt.” “No, what did it say.” “Trust me. It’s kosher….with an arrow pointing down.” “Nice.” “I just put another 50 cents in the […]
While we were at the farm this past weekend, my good ole’ pal Mikayla asked me to try and get some good pictures of her two dogs, which she will be breeding in the upcoming year. I wanted the pictures to look like the pictures you’ll find here….but, alas, my camera is cheaper and my […]
Dear Lucy, As I write this entry (a bit late, I know) I’m packing up my fancy suit and some travel-sized shampoo for a business trip that’s going to take me away from you for a few days. People always ask me if I’m happy to get a little break from you when I go […]
My husband has one of those families that really can make you sick. Especially if you come from a family that grimaces through time together, sitting in uncomfortable silences, or basically ignoring each other all together. Trent’s family is one of those families you see on a early 90’s sitcom, where, yes, there are problems, […]
