Where is Spring?! Seriously, I was so excited a few weeks ago when temperatures reached 70 degrees and the grass slowly began to take on a ripe, green color. Then it snowed. And I cried. And we all got sick. But that won’t stop me from getting excited for Spring, darnit! First I will purchase […]
OK Virus, at first I was a little perturbed by your lack of understanding when it came to leaving my child and the other members of our house alone. But now you’ve gone too far. Now you have turned into strep throat, and have somehow penetrated my exceedingly strong immune barrier. You truly do suck […]
41. Hold a leadership position in local government 42. Take Lucy to the circus 43. Teach English at a school in Asia 44. Visit Washington DC 43. Attend a political rally 44. Donate to charity anonymously 45. Drink wine in Central Park 46. Renew my vows on a beach 47. Live in a house on […]
I almost didn’t write this post, but I figured you are my people and you need to know what’s going on in my life. Or maybe I’m just really self-indulgent. Either way, it is absolutely true that I cannot keep secrets. Never could. I just start giggling and smiling and acting like a complete loon. […]
I get it, you like us and you don’t want to leave. That’s understandable, we’re a fun group. We go to parks and we watch movies and we wrestle around the house on weekends. Sometimes we even have picnics or go to fancy restaurants. I get that you want to tag along, but you’re just […]
